1. glitterswitch:

    i-am-not-unique:

    thecorpsebrideiwillneverbe:

    jah-feel:

    I’m sorry but I had to reblog this. This book is basically the book I needed as a kid instead of realizing all of those things the hard way~

    My future children will have this

    Hey my brother has this

    My life goals seriously do not include children, but if by some chance they ever do, this is the book for them.

    Hmmmmmm…. my kid’s birthday is next month……..

    (Source: colerenoire, via yesimanatheist)

     

  2. Brown girls with thick thighs

     

  3. (Source: theonion)

     
  4. (Source: studio1b, via ponyoflip)

     
  5. superwholocked-in-albion:

    jeankd:

    thegoddamazon:

    The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

    The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

    excuse u

    (via moon-flower-nymph)

    Tagged #Disney
     

  6. Gorgeous Girl At Show: Hey, I liked your set a lot. It was great!

    Me: Thanks, I appreciate that a ton! You have a very lovely accent by the way. Can I ask where that’s from?

    Gorgeous Girl At Show: I’m from Here. Its a speech impediment, not an accent.

    Me:..oh..I’m sorry, I didn’t realize…….

    Gorgeous Girl At Show: ………………

    Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? *Runs off in the other direction*

     
  7. Literally how I woke up this morning…..

    (Source: backtothefuturemovies, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  8. ……me prepping for my show tonight….

    (Source: willowjacobsworld)

     
  9. mst3kman:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    ikkimikki:

    the-feminist-fangirl:

    chandra75:

    George Takei,

    You rule. 

    George Takei is a beautiful human being.

    I love George Takei!

    George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

    It is the best thing

    LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

    Is this man even real?

    George Takei is the man!

    (via moon-flower-nymph)

     
  10. HEY DENVER FRIENDS!

    My Band Bullfights on Acid is playing with Mischief Brew in an acoustic performance at Seventh Circle Wednesday April 16th! With

    Blind Man Deaf Boy,

    Reality Show,

    Broken Bow and

    Marrisa.

    Come Early Because I Think I’m On Second!

     
     

  11. Bryan Lothian (Vocalist of A Global Threat) has a couple albums of really great stuff on soundcloud. Check this out. This song’s been stuck in my head for days.

     
  12. every fight between me and my drummer

    (Source: insideupsidedown, via fuckyeah1990s)

     
  13. Tagged #onion #raisin
     
  14. Me on trial for your murder.

    (Source: freshjoericci, via spankmehardbarry)

     
  15. Death Grips- Klink

    Black Flag Fans, tell me if that beat sounds familiar…..