My name is A.J. These are the kinds of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools....
Gorgeous Girl At Show: Hey, I liked your set a lot. It was great!
Me: Thanks, I appreciate that a ton! You have a very lovely accent by the way. Can I ask where that’s from?
Gorgeous Girl At Show: I’m from Here. Its a speech impediment, not an accent.
Me:..oh..I’m sorry, I didn’t realize…….
Gorgeous Girl At Show: ………………
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? *Runs off in the other direction*